THANK YOU MANDY FOR YOUR OFFERING OF MCDONALDS.
think about how many fried mozzarella sticks you could buy with 1.1 billion dollars
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No, you don’t understand.
This actually happens.
We got a 16 year old boy on our unit once, because Pediatrics was full, and it’s about 1 in the morning and all the nurses are at the nurses station having a break and we’re all talking and having a laugh and then all of a sudden this kids heart monitor just goes CRAZY.
So we call the code and I grab the crash cart and about 6 of us just take off running down the hall and we bust in the room and this kid is just sitting there with his hand around his junk looking MORTIFIED.
So we just sort of backed out of the room quietly, walked calmly to the stairwell, and had a total and complete hysterical breakdown.
It was the funniest shit ever.
Omigod so many nurses have told me stories like these.
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For those of you who don’t understand archaeology, I have made a diagram.
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theskulljustattractsattention:
Growing up is when you stop being scared of villains and start wanting to have sex with them
I DIDN’T SAY ALL VILLAINS U SICK FUCK
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you mean to tell me america are just starting to colour their money
man you guys are way behind
crikey
straya
What is that picture?
Is there a new version of Monopoly out?
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omg i ship tiny roman and tiny cowboy
UM
EXCUSE YOU
THOSE ARE JEDIDIAH AND OCTAVIUS
AND THEY ARE THE BROTP OF BROTPS
GET YOUR SHIT STRAIGHT
Fun fact: The actor that played Octavius played him as though he had unrequited love for Jedidiah.
Unrequited, my arse.
I think what you’ve all failed to realize is that the cowboy is saying a line from Brokeback Mountain
bless this post
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what if humans have cheat codes like if you jump 14 times and then punch + kick ok awesome now i can walk on water and do calculus
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dear 98% of the people that follow me that dont talk to me
Who are you
Whats your favorite colorFavorite ship
Favorite ice cream flavor
Do you have a cat
Thank
reblogging again bc I already got some from really cute people, but it makes me unreasonably happy to read these from you SO KEEP ON SENDING THEM
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Literally what the fuck Ash
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